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The Kurgan
Height - Six feet eight inches
Weight - 270 lbs
Hometown - Cell Seven
Music - Ozar Midrashim by Information Society
Appearance -
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Shoulder length black hair, or, if in SSJ state, mostly
upwards pointing yellow hair, with one piece of fringe hanging down
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Autobot symbol on left shoulder
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Slightly scuffed combat boots
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Black jeans
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Newcastle United top with name 'Kurgan' and number
'668'
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Black wrist tape
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Ankle length black leather overcoat
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Always carries adamantium coated Bokken
Favourite Moves -
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The Dragon Slayer
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Dragonwing Crossface
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Assassination Kick
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Air Kurgan (rope walk and elbow to back of opponents
head)
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Standing Anklelock
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The Munch (hard impact Spear)
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Tornado Brainbuster
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Kermit Bomb (Kamikaze Frog Splash)
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SSJ Kickout (uses SSJ energy burst to break a pin
attempt or submission hold)
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Z Sensei Martial arts
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Triple Splash In Corner
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Insert Groin Here (fast, powerful knee to groin)
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Plutonic Hug (front facing chokehold)
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Geordie Pin (Darkness Pin, leaning on biceps for extra
pressure)
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Greetings From St James's Park (Reverse DDT)
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Sambo Suplex
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Venom (Newcastle Brown Ale Mist Spray)
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Sambo Suplex
Signature Moves -
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The SSJ Transformation - A skill learnt whilst
undergoing Mangaland training, taught to The Kurgan by members of an
alien race called 'Saiyan's' or Saiya-Jin, a transformation into
something known as a Super Saiyan, a Super Saiya-Jin, or simply SSJ.
The Kurgan's hair stands up on end, slightly swept backwards, and
turns a golden yellow, his eyes turn white, and he is surrounded by a
golden yellow energy aura, almost like a half transparent, pure yellow
flame, with The Kurgan stood in the middle. This transformation, if
used by a Saiyan, gives a fifty times increase in strength and speed,
but, as The Kurgan is human, it doesn't really do much apart from look
good, and give him his SSJ Kickout.
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Kurganbomb - A Gutwrench Pickup, putting the
opponent sat on his right shoulder, and then followed by a Side
Powerbomb, The Kurgan dropping to his knees and throwing himself
forwards to add more power, when combined with a variation of The
Dragon's finishing move, The Dragon Slayer, The Kurganbomb becomes The
Kurgan's and The Dragon's Tag Team Finisher, The Devastator
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The Nail In The Coffin - Usually started by a
kick to the midsection, and followed with a fast dropping, pulling
DDT, wrenching the disorientated opponents feet off of the floor, as
The Kurgan throws himself backwards as fast and as hard as he can, a
move which The Kurgan Prefers to use to drop opponents onto weapons,
such as chairs, or his trusty Bokken.
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Shockwave - Once an opponent has been knocked
to the canvas, The Kurgan waits, until the opponent is on his knees,
then, The Kurgan runs, and hits them with a left footed kick to the
stomach, knocking the opponent backwards, then, a right footed
kick into the left side of the head, knocking the opponent flat onto
their back, as The Kurgan lands next to them.
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Kayoken - A fast hitting martial arts
combination, starting with a kick to the side of the knee, then, half
a dozen body punches, then, two more low kicks, then, half a dozen
more body blows, and, finished with a roundhouse dropkick to the face,
putting the opponent onto their back
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Toonstone - The Kurgan picks his opponent up,
onto his right shoulder, facing forwards and looking downwards, with
The Kurgan using his right hand to hold onto the back of their head,
as he delivers a one armed, running, jumping, and falling
Powerslam, throwing the opponent down to the mat as hard as he can, onto the back of
their head
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The Burning Budweiser Attack - Not so much an
in-ring maneuver, really, more a way of dealing with opponents outside
of the ring, and worth a mention. Firstly, the opponent is beaten into
near unconsciousness, or at least until they cannot move, then, The
Kurgan opens The Coat, and empties half a ton of empty Budweiser
bottles onto the opponents head, burying them, then, The Kurgan
reaches into The Coat, and pulls out a petrol can, which The Kurgan
then pours over the bottles, before lighting the petrol. This move has
also been known to be used by the other members of The Dragons Klaw,
either seperately, or all together.
Finishing Moves -
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The Soul Reaver - Started with a kick to either
the groin or the stomach, depending on the rules of the match, and how
badly The Kurgan wants to hurt his opponent, followed by The Soul
Reaver Itself, a Stone Cold Stunner Variation, twisting the victim's
head slightly, causing the temple to slam into the shoulder, with
enough force to send them flying backwards, landing on their back, and
usually followed by The Kurgan's Darkness Pin variation known as the
Geordie Pin.
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The Tombstone To Hell - A High Impact Tombstone
Piledriver, The Kurgan picks the opponent up, upside down, with their
head hanging just below his kneecaps, then, The Kurgan drops down,
drilling their head into the floor, and jarring vertebrae in the
opponents neck. The Tombstone To Hell is usually followed by The
Kurgan's Darkness Pin variation, known as the Geordie Pin
Personality -
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Don't even think about trying to figure this guy out,
better yet, don't even think about asking, unless you really want to
be confused and end up with a migraine that would make a brain
hemorrhage seem like a birthday present. This is the third incarnation
of The Kurgan to inhabit AWW, who is a combination of two other
versions of himself, one that was mostly normal, the first AWW
Heavyweight Champion, and one that was half man, half dog (his own
best friend) and the AWW vague champion, who used the fusion dance
from a manga cartoon to permanently fuse into another version of The
Kurgan, which he learnt off of a D.I.Y. fanatical bear. The Fusion
dance screwed up, turning The Kurgan into a fat bastard, until he
underwent Mangaland training to lose the weight, learning several
Mangaland tricks in the process. Since this, he has also been split
back into two seperate Kurgan's by a druidic chant from a fat Welshman
with a penchant for sheep buggery and an addiction to Dr Pepper, and
has since become re-fused by the use of a set of mystical items known
as 'Potaro Earrings'. He has a bulldozer, some strange sort of cross
between a pet and a child, who is currently on Cybertron becoming an
Autobot, who he regularly used to take for a walk, on a lead, he seems
to be able to pull anything from any time period out of 'The Coat',
thanks to the starter engine from the T.A.R.D.I.S. which is kept in
The Coat, and the really scary thing is, considering all of this, The
Kurgan seems to think that he is mentally stable and that the rest of
the world is insane. Although essentially a power wrestler, The Kurgan
has trained constantly, improving his style, to try to become
effective against any wrestling style, and, as such, The Kurgan is now
as much as ease using Luchador style, quick hitting, hardcore or
submission wrestling as using sheer power
Contact E-Mail - Kurgan668@hotmail.com
Messenger - kurgan668@hotmail.com
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