AWWE Revolution - 22nd August 2004

The show starts with The Kurgan entering the AWWE arena through the front doors, most of the fans stay out of the way, as they have seen what he’s done in the past to cameramen, interviewers, and opponents, several of the braver fans greet The Kurgan with a simple ‘hello’, and, much to their own shock, they receive a hello in return, as The Kurgan walks past them, and straight into an AWWE interview crew, consisting of Tony McCall and a cameraman, a cameraman who has worked in the vicinity of The Kurgan before, and is more than a little apprehensive about being near him again.

Mac – Kurgan, Any thoughts on your match tonight?

Kurgan – one or two

Mac - care to share them with us? After all, this match is for an AWWE contract, and Prez Taffy has added more than a couple of stipulations

Kurgan – what you mean is, he’s trying to stack the deck against us, right? I know Taffy, and I know he’s trying to pull a screw job tonight

Mac – your words, not mine Kurgan

Kurgan – I know, I know you got bills to pay, I know how that goes too, that’s why I’m here trying to get a contract

Mac – why not any other fed?

Kurgan - People say I’m one of the best in the business, do you know why people say that?

Mac – no

Kurgan – because I’ve faced and beaten the best in the business, people like Alexander The Greater, Ardcase Accy, The Cincinnati Kid, all of them former AWW champions, admittedly, I did beat Cinci for the OWF Heavyweight Title, then we have other great wrestlers who I’ve faced off against, people who I think, its only a matter of time before they win gold, people like Suicide, Whittler, Bryvoski, all of them except Alex are here in AWWE, to continue to be the best, anyway, I have to continue beating the best, to continue to be one of the best, and that’s why AWWE is the place I wanna be

Mac – to your match with Stain tonight, do you realise what you’ve let yourself in for?

Kurgan – let me see, no disqualification, coats banned from the match, Dragon's Klaw banned from the match, Stainites and ringside, weapons not banned from the match, basically a three on one handicap match against a bunch of guys who’ll be carrying weapons, yeah, I know what’s gonna happen damn well

Mac – so why are you here?

Kurgan – because, despite all those odds against me, I can still beat Stain, even with his Stainites on hand, is that simple enough?

Mac – hang on, you admit it’s going to be three armed men against one unarmed man, and you still think you can win?

Kurgan – Stain is overconfident, he thinks he’s unbeatable, just because he has his two brain donor bodyguards, Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber, I used to train constantly against four people, Dragon, Assassin, before he perved out, Trence, when he was still about, and Nameless, before he went missing, I trained against badder odds than this

Mac – fair point

Kurgan – plus, as well as brute force and moves, a match is all about how you plan, it’s a battle of wits, and, sorry to say it, it appears I’m going into a match against an unarmed man

Mac – you said that, not me

Kurgan – plus, stain, like a few other people has this misguided conception that I’m an over the hill has-been, I reached greatness, no pun intended if your watching Alex, at an early age, I’m thirty, there’s plenty of years left in me yet, and, unlike Stain, I don’t need people to fight my battles for me, unlike he did last event at the Rhumble

Mac – well, best of luck for tonight

Kurgan – I don’t need it, I am gonna get a contract, and there ain’t anything Stain can do to stop me, and that’s all I got to say about that

Ruby – fighting talk there from The Kurgan, do you think he’s got what it takes?

Diamond – I think he’s an idiot

Ruby – excuse me?

Diamond – one on one, he could beat Stain, if he doesn’t screw about, and he just goes all out at the match, but, like he said, there’ll be three of them, and he’s going to be without The Dragon's Klaw, and that fancy coat of his won’t be an option, he’s going to get beaten all round this arena, and, in the end, he’s going to be screaming like a girl when its all over

Ruby – any calls on the World Title match?

Diamond – Dollar all the way, he doesn’t care about fans, he won’t showboat, unlike Suicide, who will just turn his back on Dollar time and time again, and pay the price time and time again, and do you know why?

Ruby – why?

Diamond – because he’s an idiot   

Ruby – okay………………..

No One Knows by Queens Of The Stone Age hits the speakers, as Ming walks out, and climbs into the ring, and stands, staring at the entranceway

Ruby – here is Ming, looking focused, it’s been quite a while since anybody saw Ming in a match, do you think that ring-rust will be a deciding factor here tonight?

Diamond – not really

Ruby – care to comment a little more on that?

Diamond – his opponent is one of those sorts of idiots who gets blindsided when he’s busy playing to the fans, Ming will repeatedly have time to recover during this match, and he hits a lot harder as well

The Ace Of Spades by Motorhead hits, as The Cincinnati kid walks out to a huge crowd pop, as Cinci walks down to the ring, mostly ignoring the fans, not high fiving the crowd on his way down to the ring, as Cinci simply gets into the ring, and stares straight at Ming

Ruby – looks like something might be troubling The Kid, he doesn’t seem himself

The bell rings, as Cinci runs at Ming, and hits him with a running body attack, knocking him down, as Cinci starts to punch Ming in the head, as the ref starts to yell as Cinci to break, as Cinci jumps up, allowing Ming to stand up

Diamond- looks like Cinci is starting to listen to reason, he’s just going all out against Ming

Cinci runs at Ming again, and hits him with a running shoulder, pushing Ming into the corner, as Cinci starts punching Ming in the head again, as Ming tries to block, allowing Cinci to bring up a knee, into Ming's groin, doubling Ming over, as Cinci starts punching him again, as the ref is forced to physically pull Cinci away from Ming

Ruby – do Ming and Cincinnati have issues with each other that we’re not aware of?

Diamond – I doubt it, it looks like he’s finally twigged that having the unwashed masses liking you doesn’t mean that you’ll win matches

Cinci pushes the ref out of the way, and goes for Ming again, but, this time, Ming is ready, as he manages to turn out of the way, as he whips Cinci, chest first into the turnbuckle, as Cinci staggers backwards, only to be struck by a clothesline from Ming

Diamond – that idiot ref completely ruined Cinci's chances there

Ruby – he was doing his job

Diamond – whatever

Ming drags Cinci up to his feet, as Cinci takes the opportunity to let fly with a kick to the groin, doubling Ming over, as Cinci hits Ming with the Headfuck, putting Ming down, as Cinci follows it up with the No Leaf Clover, as Ming tries to fight his way out of the hold

Diamond – you see, if you don’t spend time messing about in a match, and you just get in there and beat the hell out of your opponent, then you have a much better chance than if you start showing off

Ruby – there are a few on the roster that would disagree with that Diamond

Diamond – well they’re all idiots

Ming, being the larger and heavier wrestler, is able to force his way out of the No Leaf Clover, as he drags himself to his feet, just in time to see the underside of Cinci's boot, as Cinci hits him in the face with a Toothshaker, staggering Ming, as Ming clutches his face for a few seconds, eventually moving his hands away, as he feels Cinci grab him, as Cinci hits the Kid Cutter

Ruby – Ming is down again

Diamond – I don’t think he’ll be up again in this match

Cinci rolls Ming onto his back, as he climbs the turnbuckle, as he hits Ming with the Aces High, as Cinci hooks the leg, the ref drops for the count, 1,2,3! The ref calls for the bell as Cinci stands up

Winner – The Cincinnati Kid

The ref goes to raise Cinci's arm, but Cinci just shrugs him off, spits on Ming, and walks out of the ring, and up the ramp

Commercial break

We come back from break, to see that Ming has left the ring, and that a large monitor has been readied for our next match

Ruby – next up we have The Whittler against Lord Trencington, courtesy of our outside broadcasting unit

The camera moves around the grounds of a church, not too far from the arena, its church fete day, and Whittler is looking around the stalls on the jumble sale, as he picks up a small, brass bell, and rings it…………………

Rumble In The Jumble Match – Lord Trencington V The Whittler

Before Whittler knows what is happening, the old dear behind the table leaps up, and hits Whittler in the face with a small porcelain dog, then pulls her shawl off to reveal that she is really Trence, as Trence jumps on the table, ready to hit a move, but, seeing as its only a wallpaper pasting table, and its already loaded up with stuff, it collapses, leaving Trence lay on the ground in amongst a pile of junk

Whittler uses this to his advantage, as he notices that Trence is lay on a large paisley curtain, and grabs the corners, and picks Trence up in a really crappy moth eaten curtain bag, as he judo throws the bag over his shoulder, and through another table, as decorative curtains, pottery that nobody wants, and glasses of orange for 20p each go flying, as Trence staggers out of the carnage, as Whittler grabs him by the scruff of the neck. Trence counters, spinning round, and jamming the head broken off of a wall mounted flying duck up Whittlers nose, as Whittler staggers backwards, trying to pull the ducks head out of his nose

Trence sees his opportunity, and leaps, hitting Whittler in the foot with his patented Flying Elbow, as Whittler hops about on one foot with a duck stuck up his nose, as Trence spears Whittler through the vicar, who had no idea that AWWE was going to be having a match in the middle of his church fete, leaving the vicar as a crumpled head underneath a formerly hopping guy with a duck up his nose, and a guy dressed like a pensioner of the opposite sex, which is a really weird form of transvestitism

Trence stands up, and picks up, off of one of the tables, a handful of action men, mostly missing clothes and weapons, and with a few missing limbs, as Trence hits Whittler with handful after handful of action men, as Whittler shields himself, until Whittler realises that the action men being thrown at him don’t actually hurt, and he just stands up, and punches Trence in the face, as Trence staggers backwards, and trips and falls over a groggy vicar, who was trying to get out of the way, as Whittler drops for the pin, not even getting a one count before Trence jams an action mans leg up his nose, breaking the pin, and causing Whittler to fall back, with a nose full of action men limbs and ducks

In the arena, Diamond and Ruby are speechless, and the audience are staring, slack jawed at the screen, wondering what the hell is going on, with the exception of a select few who have seen a Trence match before, and are not really surprised by what is happening

We go back to the match, to see Whittler run at Trence for a clothesline, but, Trence ducks, and the vicar gets it instead, as Trence grabs Whittler, and hits The Picket Fence through another table of miscellaneous crap, as Trence goes for the pin, as the ref drops for the count, but only gets a two count

Ruby – I thought Trence would have had the win there

Diamond – well, that shows you're an idiot as well

Ruby – uh?

Diamond – yeah, sure, Trencington used his most famous move, the Picket Fence, but it doesn’t really have that impact if he drops his opponent onto a pile of old clothes, does it?

Back at the jumble sale, Trence stands up, and gets ready to hit Whittler with another move, but, that’s when he spots it, out of the corner of his eye, a mint condition Sinclair ZX80, still boxed, with the instruction manuals, and all of the cables intact, as Trence rushes over, and starts to haggle with the old woman for it, yelling that he needs it, and that he is hungry, and would like to also purchase her bobble hat, as, distracted, Whittler walks up behind Trence, and hits him with The Mahogany Drop, as Trence lands on the floor, and Whittler drops for the pin, as the ref counts………. 1, 2, 3!

Winner  - The Whittler

Ruby – Trence’s love for old computer systems looks like it cost him the match there

Diamond – what cost him the match is the fact that he’s an idiot, nothing more, and nothing less

Commercial Break

We come back from break to see that we are back in the presence of Steve White and Darren Tuesday, at the announce table

Ruby – well, that last match was certainly…………. Interesting

Diamond – downright weird if you ask me

Ruby – I wasn’t asking you

Diamond – well, I’m telling you anyway, that match was flaming idiotic, and I’m glad it didn’t take place in the arena, or I might have had to walk out 

Tequila by Terrorvision hits, as Bryvoski walks out, carrying a pint of lager, and climbs into the ring, supping his pint on the way, as he sits down, on the bottom rope, enjoying the drink

Ruby – Bryvoski doesn’t seem too concerned about his opponents, even though he’s in a handicap match

Diamond – well I wouldn’t be if Feng Shuey was one of my opponents either, the guy is a moron

Ruby – moron or not, he does give it his all in a match

The Jack by AC/DC hits, as Jack The Blade walks out, and climbs into the ring, and starts to mouth off at Bryvoski even before the match bell is rung

Ruby – Jack looks to start the match by intimidating Bryvoski even before his partner arrives

Bryvoski sighs, finishes his pint, and simply stands up, as he hits Jack in the head with the empty pint pot, as Jack drops down to the floor

Diamond – this must be a new record for that idiot, the match hasn’t even started and he’s already cut open

Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas hits, as Feng Shuey runs out, and into the ring as fast as he can, as he rushes Bryvoski, catching him off guard, as Feng hits his patented Reverse Piledriver on Bryvoski, causing Feng’s head to be cut open by the broken glass in the ring, as Bry stands up, and starts laughing

Diamond – he’d best enjoy the match while it lasts

Ruby – why’s that?

Diamond – because it won’t be long till its over, and next event, he might have to wrestle somebody with a little talent, and not these two retarded retards

Jack gets up to his knees, and prepares to hit a low blow on Bryvoski, but, Feng stands up, and gets in the way, and takes the low blow, as Bryvoski simply kicks Jack in the face, and knocks him onto his back, as Feng hits Bry with his Reverse Powerbomb, which Bryvoski reverses, sort of, with The Tequila Slammer, as Feng slams into the mat, hitting his own finisher, sort of

Ruby – Feng’s Out Of It!

Bryvoski drops, and pins Feng, easily getting the three count, as Bryvoski leaves the ring, and walks up the ramp, headed backstage, and, presumably, heading for another drink, as, in the ring, Jack The Blade starts to beat up Feng Shuey

Commercial Break

Ruby – welcome back from the break folks, now, before the break, we just had a, well, interesting match

Diamond – damned stupid if you ask me, pair of idiots

Ruby – whatever, well, this next match is guaranteed to be a real barnstormer, Stain against The Kurgan, for Kurgan's chance for an AWWE contract, and the odds heavily weighted in Stain’s favour

Diamond – Kurgan must be the biggest idiot on the planet if he thinks that he has a chance, Stain is just going to chew him up and spit him out

Ruby – that’s your opinion

Diamond – it’s a fact, that’s what it is

Ozar Midrashim hits the speakers, as The Kurgan walks out, coatless, and Bokkenless, as The Kurgan climbs into the ring, and starts to pace up and down the ring

Ruby – I thought he would have at least had his bokken with him for this match

Diamond – well, that shows just what level of stupidity he must have reached when he agreed to this match in the first place

Stain by Nirvana hits, as Stain walks out, flanked by the Stainites, as Stain simply nods, and the Stainites start to head towards the ring

Diamond – hey Kurgan, heres that beating you ordered………… idiot

The Kurgan jumps out of the ring, and starts to brawl with the two Stainites, managint to fend off most of the punches, and, managing to get in a couple of his own in the process, as The Kurgan manages to stagger Stainite One with a stomach punch, before throwing him, head first, into the ring steps

Ruby – doesn’t look like a beating to me

Diamond – it will be when Stain gets involved

The Kurgan grabs Stainite Two’s arm, and irish whips him, face first, into the corner post, as Stainite Two falls over, as The Kurgan grabs the top half of the ring steps, and holds them, ready, as Stainite One stands up, then, The Kurgan swings them downwards

Ruby – Stainite One, or is it Two, must be a few inches shorter after that shot!

Diamond – finally! Newsflash, Kurgan's actually using his brain! Film at eleven!

The Kurgan runs at Stainite two, and hits him with a running shot with the ring steps, knocking Stainite Two, and the ring steps, over the barrier, and into the crowd, as, from behind, Stain jumps on The Kurgan, and starts to bash his head into the barrier

Diamond – or maybe he’s not, he was too busy worrying about the Stainites, he completely forgot that Stain was here himself

Stain irish whips The Kurgan towards the announce table, as The Kurgan's shins hit the other set of ring steps, knocking his legs from under him, as The Kurgan is forced to sort of Running Frog Splash the announce table, as The Kurgan goes through the table

Diamond – Stain is going to show Kurgan how to fight a proper, tactical match

Ruby – this isn’t a match yet, this is just a fight

The Kurgan gets to all fours, as Stain runs in, and kicks The Kurgan in the ribs, over and over again, as The Kurgan is basically rolled, half of the way around the ring, to where Stainite One is staggering up, as Stain orders One to get into the ring, then, Stain drags The Kurgan up, and throws him into the ring, as One irish whips the Kurgan into the corner, The Kurgan landing slumped, as Stain gets into the ring himself

Diamond – see? I told you this match would just be a lesson in how to take a beating for The Kurgan

Stain and One start to hit The Kurgan with running splashes in the corner, over and over again, wearing down The Kurgan, until The Kurgan manages to stagger to the side, dodging a Stain splash, as The Kurgan charges forwards, and Munches One, flattening him, as The Kurgan tries to drag himself up, as Stain grabs him, and hits Preaching The Gospel, putting The Kurgan onto his back, as Stain goes for the pin, the ref gets a two count, before The Kurgan goes SSJ to SSJ Kickout of the pin

Ruby – looks like there's still something in the tank

Diamond – not brains, if he was smart, he would have let stain win, and then just leave with his tail between his legs, and sulk off to some other fed, where he could wrestle for three pipe smoking old men and a terrier

Ruby – I don’t think that’s going to happen

Diamond – no, what's going to happen is Stain is going to cripple him, and he’ll lose all chance at a contract, and if, and that’s a very big if, he ever recovers, then he’ll have to sulk off with his tail between his legs to some other fed, and wrestle for three pipe smoking old men and a terrier

Ruby – you are such an optimist, aren’t you?

Diamond – actually, I am, that’s because I want to see the back of that idiot

In the ring, Stain has dragged Kurgan up to his feet, and is attempting another Preaching The Gospel, but, The Kurgan manages to counter it with a variation of The Nail in The Coffin, hitting his first successful move on Stain

Ruby – Kurgan pulled an excellent counter out of nowhere there

Diamond – lucky shot, that’s all

The Kurgan drags himself up, just as One grabs hold of The Kurgan, and sets him up for a Piledriver, but, The Kurgan manages to counter it by throwing his head back, hitting One in the groin with a backwards headbutt, as The Kurgan launches into One with Kayoken, as, after The Kurgan has put One down, Stain hits The Kurgan with a bulldog

Diamond – I admit that Kurgan is fighting back, but, look at it, every time he hits a move, either Stain or Stainite Number One hit him with a move, and there's two of them, which means, in theory, they only take half the punishment Kurgan does

Ruby – I have to admit you’re right there, its almost like Kurgan is wrestling a match against an opponent that takes half damage

In the ring, One has The Kurgan in a full nelson, and Stain is laying into The Kurgan with kicks and punches, as The Kurgan starts to look like he’ll be out soon

Ruby – who’s that?

Diamond – the new guy, Carson

Jamie Carson runs down the ramp, and into the ring, as he runs, and hits One with a flying elbow attack, knocking One off of Kurgan, as Carson just rolls out of the ring, and jumps over the barrier, into the crowd

Ruby – looks like Jamie Carson is announcing his arrival in AWWE

In the ring, The Kurgan staggers forwards, as Stain grabs hold of The Kurgan's shirt, then, Stain doubles over, courtesy of Insert Groin Here

Ruby – Soul Reaver!

Diamond – impossible! How did he have the strength left?

The ref drops for the pin, 1, 2, 3!

Ruby – Kurgan wins! Kurgan gets The Dragon's Klaw AWWE contracts!

The scene cuts to backstage, to show Prez Taffy smashing up his office

Back in the ring, The Kurgan crawls off of Stain, and is trying to stand up, when Two finally gets into the ring, as One and Two start to kick the living shite out of Kurgan

Ruby – oh, come on, you lost the match!

Diamond – Stain promised that we would never see Kurgan in an AWWE match again, and here comes the delivery on that promise

Stain gets up, looking to be in a foul mood, as he starts to stamp on The Kurgan, as he yells something at One and Two, as One and Two climb out of the ring, and each grab a set of ring steps, and climb back in the ring, as The Kurgan drags himself up to his knees, and hits Stain with a low blow, just before he is hit in both sides of the head by the ring steps

Ruby – oh my god……………….

The Kurgan is down, bleeding, and still getting pummelled with the ring steps as we go to a commercial break

When we come back from break, there is a hushed silence in the arena, the audience are in shock, as The Kurgan is loaded onto a stretcher, and carried out of the ring

Ruby – I can’t believe what we just saw

Diamond – I know Stain promised we’d never see Kurgan in AWWE again after this match, but, even I think that was taking it too far

Ruby – I hate to think what's going to happen next event

Diamond – why?

Ruby – Dragon and Assassin have contracts here now, they can’t be stopped from arriving at the arena, and when they get here………….

Diamond – I don’t want to be here when they are!

Ruby – right, we’ve just been informed that we’re going back to a break, they need to try to clean the blood out of the ring

Commercial Break

We return from break, to see that Prez Taffy has joined Ruby and Diamond at ringside, and that most of the blood has been cleaned out of the ring

Ruby – and thanks for joining us Chief

Taffy – I felt that I need to be down here, to try and avert the same sort of situation as we saw in the last match

Diamond – stain promised us we’d not see Kurgan again after tonight, and I think he delivered on that

Taffy – that much is true, but, I didn’t want him to go and try to kill Kurgan, that’s why the other members of The Dragon's Klaw can have next week off, with full pay, they don’t even need to show here

Ruby – after tonight, I don’t think they’ll be staying away though

Taffy – they ought to remember that they may have contracts now, but, if they put one foot wrong, then they can lose those contracts straight away

Diamond – if you're so hell bent on Dragon's Klaw not being here, why aren’t you just firing them right now?

Taffy – its all a matter of the law, and about making profits, I want to run AWWE as a success, and make some money out of it, if I fire Assassin and Dragon for no reason, then they can sue for unfair dismissal, get a whole load of cash out of me, and get themselves reinstated, all I have to do is wait though, sooner or later, they’ll step out of line, and I can fire them for breach of contract

Ruby – now we come to the last match of the night, Suicide against Dangerous Johnny dollar for the AWWE World Title

Taffy – we would have never needed to worry about this match if The Dragon's Klaw hadn’t interfered in the Royale Rhumble in the first place

Get Over It by Ok Go hits the speakers as Suicide makes his entrance to a massive crowd pop, as Suicide walks down the ramp, and climbs into the ring, and starts to point and yell at various people in the crowd

Ruby – almost a standing ovation for Suicide

Taffy – sure, he’s popular, but, can he outwrestle Dollar? That’s the most important thing

Danger! High Voltage by Electric Six hits the speakers, as Dollar makes his entrance, walking down to the ring, shouting at Suicide that when he beats him for the title, he’ll also be one step closer to gaining his ‘Elite’ rating, as Dollar gets into the ring, and Suicide turns to face him

Ruby – this is the moment we’ve al been waiting for

Taffy – I can’t wait for the pin myself, then we’ll see who the best in AWWE is

The bell rings, and Dollar and Suicide tie up, Dollar gets Suicide in an Armlock, and pushes Suicide, chest first, into the turnbuckle, as Dollar steps away from him, taunting Suicide, as Suicide turns round and smiles

Taffy – first blood to Dollar I think

Dollar and Suicide go to tie up again, but, this time, Suicide sidesteps, and catches Dollar with a drop toe hold, as Suicide just sits, taunting Dollar, as Dollar and Suicide both stand up

Ruby – looks like they are trying to prove to each other who the better wrestler is

Yet again, Dollar and Suicide tie up, but, this time, a low knee from Dollar causes Suicide to double over, as Dollar hits him with an Implant DDT, as Dollar walks over to the ring ropes, and starts to pose for the crowd

Ruby – this is a very cocky, arrogant side to Dollar they we’re seeing here

Taffy – nonsense, what he’s doing is playing to the crowd, he’s working the crowd, getting them more involved in this match, which is good, I don’t just want a wrestler to be holding my AWWE World Title, I want an all round entertainer

Suicide starts to get up, as Dollar turns, and runs, and hits Suicide with a dropkick, putting Suicide on his back, as Dollar runs at the ropes, and springs off the second rope, hitting Suicide with a flying elbow drop, as dollar goes for the pin, but, doesn’t even get a one count before Suicide kicks out

Diamond – that was dumb

Ruby – what was? Going for a pin so early in the match?

Diamond – no, you idiot, kicking out so early, he had a few more seconds there to rest, and gain his breath again, but, like an idiot, he goes and wastes that, well, next time, when Dollar puts him out cold, he’ll have plenty of time to rest

In the ring, Dollar has dragged Suicide up, and Irish whips him across the ring, Suicide bounces off the ropes, as Dollar sets Suicide up for a Death Valley Driver

Taffy – it looks more like a wrestling exibition than an actual match so far

Suicide manages to wriggle out of the Death Valley Driver before its delivered, and counters it with a Tornado DDT from atop Dollars shoulders

Ruby – Suicide countering a move with a move of his own there

Suicide stands up, and hits Dollar with a leg drop to the back of the head, as Suicide gets up, and starts to drag Dollar to his feet, as Dollar counters with a low blow, then follows it with Whipcrack, putting Suicide on his back

Diamond – that’s real in ring tactics for you, none of Suicides ‘gee, what's the stupidest move that I can do? I know, I’ll do THAT one, its likely to hurt ME the most’

Ruby – I take it you don’t like the high flyers then

Diamond – they’re a bunch of idiots

Taffy – big risk takers are a companies nightmare, they spend most of their time at home injured, and just sit there, getting paid, not appearing at events, and eating into profits

Dollar, by this point, has locked onto Suicide his Las Vegas Death Lock, and is holding Suicide, in the middle of the ring, Suicide keeps trying to drag himself to the ropes, but, Dollar keeps dragging him back again

Ruby – Suicide is fighting against this move, it doesn’t look like he’ll tap out, even if Dollar breaks his legs

Diamond – he will

Ruby – will what? Tap out? Or break his legs?

Diamond – both

Suicide starts to make some progress in dragging himself to the ropes, and manages to grab hold of the ropes, but, Dollar isn’t breaking the hold, the ref shouts at him, then starts to make the five count

Ruby – Dollar should break the hold right away

Taffy – I’ll sort this

Diamond – see, we have a president that we can be proud of, one that isn’t afraid to do what's right

Taffy gets from behind the announce table, holding one of his welly’s in his hand. And walks towards the ring, looking at what is going on in the ring, as Dollar finally breaks the hold

Ruby – looks like the chief doesn’t need to do anything

Diamond – maybe

Taffy looks at Suicide, who is trying to get up, then, blasts him in the face with his welly, as Taffy starts to scream at Dollar to make the pin

Ruby – what in the hell?

Diamond – the boss’s decision, whoever holds the belt represents the company, and Taffy IS the company

Dollar covers Suicide, as taffy yells at the ref to count, as the ref counts, 1, 2, 3! And the bell rings

Ruby – Suicide got screwed, again

Diamond – well, that idiot should be used to it now

Taffy climbs into the ring, and grabs a microphone

Taffy – here is your winner, your champion, and a champion we can all be proud of, the new AWWE World Champion, Dangerous Johnny Dollar!

Taffy passes Dollar the Title Belt, as the show ends